eBay: Shirtless Man and His Mouthpiece

ttf_Noahharry · Post by **ttf_Noahharry** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:02 am

What more can I say?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/custom-Yamaha-gold-plated-tenor-trombone-mouthpiece-designed-for-NILS-LANDGREN-/162493892593?hash=item25d56407f1:g:E-cAAOSw3v5YscWI

ttf_bubbachet · Post by **ttf_bubbachet** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:51 am

Sigh...this guy again.

ttf_JohnL · Post by **ttf_JohnL** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:04 am

Quote from: bubbachet on Jun 07, 2017, 09:51AMSigh...this guy again.You mean "still".
I'm tempted to buy the darn thing just so he'll go away.

You know, some people might find that "72 virgins" comment offensive. If someone complained to eBay, maybe they'd take down the listing...

ttf_slide advantage · Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:11 am

Whoever buys it probably ought to sanitize it immediately upon delivery!

ttf_harrison.t.reed · Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:15 am

Guys that IS Nils holding his mouthpiece.

ttf_Euphanasia · Post by **ttf_Euphanasia** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 2:08 pm

Quote from: harrison.t.reed on Jun 07, 2017, 11:15AMGuys that IS Nils holding his mouthpiece.

Are you sure? The mouthpiece blocks his face, and the picture is cropped too tight for me to see his Funk Unit!

ttf_Matt K · Post by **ttf_Matt K** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:21 pm

I made an offer that was admittedly low and his response was:

Quote" U *****!"
I don't know if I'll be able to recover from that one.

ttf_robcat2075 · Post by **ttf_robcat2075** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:22 pm

Who is "Nils"?

Is the guy in the second picture the same as the first?

ttf_slide advantage · Post by **ttf_slide advantage** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:29 pm

Quote from: harrison.t.reed on Jun 07, 2017, 11:15AMGuys that IS Nils holding his mouthpiece.

I don't think so. He looks nothing like that, and he doesn't live in Florida. Plus, I'd think he has better things to do than list his mouthpieces on Ebay himself. And he has more class than to picture himself in an ad 'dressed' like that

And if it was him, he certainly would say so in the ad. The mouthpiece would be snapped up immediately.

ttf_SilverBone · Post by **ttf_SilverBone** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:35 pm

When he bought this mouthpiece, it came with 72 virgins. Who immediately ran far away.

ttf_jalapeno · Post by **ttf_jalapeno** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:21 pm

Quote from: Matt K on Jun 07, 2017, 04:21PMI made an offer that was admittedly low and his response was:

I don't know if I'll be able to recover from that one.

A long while ago I sent him a message that his price was too high, in attempt to help him out

His response was something like "I know what it's worth"

ttf_slide advantage · Post by **ttf_slide advantage** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:36 pm

If he gets what he wants, maybe he can then afford to buy some shirts.

ttf_harrison.t.reed · Post by **ttf_harrison.t.reed** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:13 pm

Quote from: robcat2075 on Jun 07, 2017, 05:22PMWho is "Nils"?

Is the guy in the second picture the same as the first?

"I want to believe" it is. If you haven't heard Nils, you gotta check him out. So great.

ttf_slide advantage · Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:22 pm

Quote from: harrison.t.reed on Jun 07, 2017, 09:13PM"I want to believe" it is. If you haven't heard Nils, you gotta check him out. So great.

Agreed. He is unbelievably good

ttf_BGuttman · Post by **ttf_BGuttman** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:25 pm

Problem is, if you buy that mouthpiece you will sound like the guy holding it, and not like Nils.

ttf_schlitzbeer · Post by **ttf_schlitzbeer** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:36 am

Quote from: Euphanasia on Jun 07, 2017, 02:08PMAre you sure? The mouthpiece blocks his face, and the picture is cropped too tight for me to see his Funk Unit!

WHY are you thinking about his Funk Unit?

ttf_Emisaumell · Post by **ttf_Emisaumell** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:43 am

He's your typical "Florida man" you hear on the news...

ttf_bigbassbone1 · Post by **ttf_bigbassbone1** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:49 am

Well.... its certainly managed to help him get attention for his ad..... kind of like sex appeal. But so very different at the same time....

ttf_BGuttman · Post by **ttf_BGuttman** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:17 am

He lists a lot of mouthpieces on Ebay all the same way. I wonder if he has his photo setup in the loo

Did you say sex appeal or sax appeal? Certainly he has no sex appeal to me or any saxophone I know.

ttf_anonymous · Post by **ttf_anonymous** » Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:23 am

A mouthpiece so good it will put hair on your chest much like your grandfather's cheap whiskey?

ttf_anonymous · Post by **ttf_anonymous** » Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:23 am

A mouthpiece so good it will put hair on your chest much like your grandfather's cheap whiskey?